Chaos
tipsybartender:

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 THE YIN YANG MARTINI 1 oz. (30ml) Cake Vodka 1/2 oz. (15ml) White Creme de Cacao 1/2 oz. (15ml) White Chocolate Liqueur 3 oz. (90ml) Heavy Whipping Cream Brown Chocolate Wafer White Chocolate Wafer Brown Chocolate Shaving White Chocolate Shavings Yin and Yang Template
 Shake the liquor and heavy whipping cream together vigorously with ice until the mix is thick and frothy. Pour into a martini glass. Cut out one side of your yin yang template to create a guide. Hold the template over your martini glass and sprinkle on the brown chocolate shavings. Add a white chocolate wafer on top of the brown shavings and a brown chocolate wafer on top of the mix. Click on our youtube link to watch the video tutorial for this drink.
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tipsybartender:

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THE YIN YANG MARTINI
1 oz. (30ml) Cake Vodka
1/2 oz. (15ml) White Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz. (15ml) White Chocolate Liqueur
3 oz. (90ml) Heavy Whipping Cream
Brown Chocolate Wafer
White Chocolate Wafer
Brown Chocolate Shaving
White Chocolate Shavings
Yin and Yang Template


Shake the liquor and heavy whipping cream together vigorously with ice until the mix is thick and frothy. Pour into a martini glass. Cut out one side of your yin yang template to create a guide. Hold the template over your martini glass and sprinkle on the brown chocolate shavings. Add a white chocolate wafer on top of the brown shavings and a brown chocolate wafer on top of the mix. Click on our youtube link to watch the video tutorial for this drink.


#drinkporn #cocktail #foodporn #liquor #alcohol #booze #mixology #martini #vodka #cake #chocolate #godiva
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WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

erikitachiquita:

howdoiputthisgently:

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

cute-overload:

Twin Chimera Kittenshttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

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iprayforangels:

hunterdetectivetimelord:

imclueingforlookss:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:
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Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: image

Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
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One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others

Yeah. What kind of fucked up psychology are you learning from Sherlock?

hotboyproblems:

ways to give me anxiety:

  1. sit next to me while im on the computer
  2. say “i need to talk to you”
  3. read my messages and dont reply
livinglikepinheadlarry:

abcdeeznuts:

sharramoon:

slurpingiceamericano:

theburiedlife:
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

This just changed me


best post ever

aw

livinglikepinheadlarry:

abcdeeznuts:

sharramoon:

slurpingiceamericano:

theburiedlife:

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.


The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

This just changed me

best post ever

aw


League of Legends - Dino Gnar

League of Legends - Dino Gnar

cute-overload:

This little guy was kicked out of his nest by a sibling. Now he’s being cared for, and will be banded and released in the fall.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

This little guy was kicked out of his nest by a sibling. Now he’s being cared for, and will be banded and released in the fall.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

I like bats.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com